the congregationthe church of the uptime
welcome to a small, obviously fictional faith. three factions. one uptime. no offering plate (we take rent instead, see /the rent).
this is a bit. please do not start an actual religion.
the packet sweepersvacant seat
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( x ) <- sweep
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every packet, however small, deserves to arrive somewhere. even here.
ritual
each friday, close one tab you love. do not tell us which.
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deacon of dead linkscustodian of the outboxthird broom
the cache monksvacant seat
_____ | | | o | <- latency: sacred |_____| |||||
doctrine
nothing worth loading loads quickly. all things worth reaching require waiting.
ritual
on the first of every month, disable prefetching. sit quietly. feel the wire.
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keeper of the blinking cursorabbot of ttlfriend of the spinner
the 404 chorusvacant seat
4 0 4 ~~~~~ ( o o ) \_-_/ <- sings anyway
doctrine
what is missing is not gone. it is being sung about.
ritual
when you receive a 404, say 'thank you' out loud. the page can hear you (probably).
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cantor of the missingwarden of broken linksthe alto
your faction is stored on this device only. moss has no server for your faith.